| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
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