| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
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