| Acronym | Meaning |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |