| Acronym | Meaning |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |