| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
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