| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
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