| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
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