| Acronym | Meaning |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |