| Acronym | Meaning |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |