| Acronym | Meaning |
 | JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
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