| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
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