| Acronym | Meaning |
 | IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
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