| Acronym | Meaning |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |