| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
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