| Acronym | Meaning |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |