| Acronym | Meaning |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |