| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
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