| Acronym | Meaning |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |