| Acronym | Meaning |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |