| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
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