| Acronym | Meaning |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |