| Acronym | Meaning |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |