| Acronym | Meaning |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |