| Acronym | Meaning |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| DQ | Drama Queen |