| Acronym | Meaning |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |