| Acronym | Meaning |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |