| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
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