| Acronym | Meaning |
 | C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
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