| Acronym | Meaning |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |