| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
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