| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FTD | Fixing To Die |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
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