| Acronym | Meaning |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |