| Acronym | Meaning |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |