| Acronym | Meaning |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |