| Acronym | Meaning |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |