| Acronym | Meaning |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |