| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
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