| Acronym | Meaning |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |