| Acronym | Meaning |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |