| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
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