| Acronym | Meaning |
 | WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
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