| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
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