| Acronym | Meaning |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |