| Acronym | Meaning |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |