| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
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