| Acronym | Meaning |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |