| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
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