| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
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