| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
Browse by Letter:
