| Acronym | Meaning |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |